all in all, it was admittedly a dumb idea to think i could reroute all my
spam to president@whitehouse.gov and his vice.president@whitehouse.gov:
so, i did it anyway
well, they have an autoresponder. since i get
shitloads of spam, i got shitloads of autoresponder messages from bush and his
dick. and they all had the hostname/IP of my mail server, and they also contained
the hostname/IP of my home computer. oh well. it would have been fun. they looked like this, complete with headers:
Received: from wh2.eop.gov (wh141.eop.gov [198.137.241.41]) by my-mail.net
(8.12.9) id h887e1i7052432; Mon, 8 Sep 2003 03:40:02 -0400 (EDT)
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from WH.EOP.GOV by WHITEHOUSE.GOV (PMDF V5.2-33 #30735) id
<01L0EOTKNJBS91N0Y5@WHITEHOUSE.GOV> for ufelchalot@bartse.cx; Mon,8 Sep
2003 03:39:54 EST
Date: Mon, 08 Sep 2003 03:39:54 -0500 (EST)
From: Autoresponder@WhiteHouse.GOV
Subject: Re: enlarge your
PUSSY!!! [4483935097666]
Sender: White House Mail Relay
Autoresponder
To: ufelchalot@bartse.cx
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<01L0EOTKNJBU91N0Y5@WHITEHOUSE.GOV>
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Thank you for emailing
Vice President Cheney. Your ideas and comments are very
important to
him.
Unfortunately, because of the large volume of email received, the
Vice
President cannot personally respond to each message. However, the White
House
staff considers and reports citizen ideas and concerns.
Again,
thank you for your email. Your interest in the work of Vice President
Cheney
and the administration is appreciated.
Sincerely,
The White House
Office of
E-Correspondence
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Date: Mon, 08 Sep 2003 03:41:37 -0400
From:
Unctious Felchalot <ufelchalot@bartse.cx> Subject: enlarge your PUSSY!!!
[4483935097666]
To: webmaster@meepzorp.com
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BartSe.cx
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