WHY DON'T YOU WRAP YOUR ROYAL
LIPS AROUND MY ALL AMERICAN KNOBBAGE, PAL? DON'T YOU ASSHOLES KNOW WE'VE
ALL SEEN THIS SHIT A THOUSAND TIMES? SEVEN TIMES SEVEN ZEBRA FARTS UP YOUR
NOSE, OTI! YOU SAY YOUR FATHER GAVE ROYAL HEAD TO THE COMMUNITY? MUSTA HAD
TIRED LIPS THAT MAN. BUT OF COURSE NOTHING COMPARED TO THE SHEER EXHAUSTION
FELT BY A MAN WHO CAN PULL TEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS RIGHT
OUT OF HIS SCRAWNY NIGERIAN ASS, EH VINNIE?
If
you run the twin towers footage backward, the towers stand up again. We need
to ask - why has the footage only ever been run
forward? +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Vincent Oti Plot 277 Mohtala
mohammed way Ikeja Lagos. Attn: Sir,
INVESTMENT PROPOSAL INTRODUCTION: l Vincent Oti, a Civil servant. l know
this proposal will come to you as a surprise because we have not met before
either physically or through correspondence. I have no doubt in your ability
to assist me in handling this transaction proposal that involves the sum of
money mentioned below. THE SUBJECT: My father Walter Oti(Now Late) was the
Royal Head of my community, ELEME (an oil rich town) in Nigeria. My community
produces 5.8% of the total crude oil production in Nigeria and 0.5% of the
Dollar value of each barrel is paid to my father as royalty by the Federal
Government. My father was also the Chairman of ELEME Special Oil Trust Fund. In
his position as the Royal head and Chairman of the Oil Trust Fund, he made some
money which he left for me as the only heir to inherit. The money is Ten Million
Five Hundred Thousand US Dollars($10.5m). This Money originated from the
accumulated between 1976-1998. Due to poor banking system in Nigeria and
political instability as a result of past Military rules (1985-1999) , he
deposited this Money in a Strong Room/"VAULTS" with an open beneficiary in Apex
Bank of Nigeria pending when he would finish arrangement to transfer it abroad
as a CONTRACT PAYMENT. He was planning this when he died late last year of Heart
Attack. THE PROPOSAL: Just before my father died he called my attention to the
money and charged me to look for a foreigner who would assist me in the
transfer/investment of the funds abroad. So l would be very grateful if you
could accept to help me achieve this great objective. I promise to give you 20%
of the total funds transferred to your vital bank account as compensation for
your assistance. Five percent (5%)would be set aside to take care of all
expenses we may incur during the transaction. To indicate your interest,
contact me urgently and confidentially for more information and the roles you
will play in this business. All the legal Documents concerning this Money will
be sent to you as soon as we agreed together. May the almighty God bless you.
Yours faithfully, Vincent