Reply-To: "Quonsar The Magnificent" <zit.burger.twaddle.berf@meepzorp.com>
From: "Quonsar The Magnificent" <zit.burger.twaddle.berf@meepzorp.com>
To: <admin@orkut.com>
Subject: accound suspended
"Your
orkut account has been suspended pending review. If
you would like to get your account reactivated, please email
admin@orkut.com."
pending review of
what?
i have amassed a large
number of acquaintences as well as face to face friends over my years online,
and no less than 20 of them asked me to associate myself
with your gleaming, sparkly beacon of deriviative assholery, so i did.
i spent more than a few hours writing testimonials and joining groups and the
other pre-grade school wee-wee-diddling you encourage over there. so, there are
a huge number of (d)orkuts who could vouch for me, including luminaries like
josh schacter and matt haughey, who if not rabid fans, could at the least vouch
for the astringent sting of my reality.
perhaps
it's aliases you object to. if that's the case, well, sayonara suckuhs:
apparently you are as yet unaware of a phenomonon known as spam? i'll try to see
what i can do to educate you in that realm, i'm sure you'll thank me
someday.
in the menatime, why
don't you go claim credit for inventing permalinks, or blogospheres, or, primary
school web-enabled circle-jerks like dorkut. (they make even recess
edumacational!)
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Quonsar The Magnificent
**DANGER WARNING ALERT**
I have weapons of mass
destruction and I am not
afraid to use them...
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