From: "Quonsar" <quonsar@meepzorp.com>
To: "*********" <iam@moron.net>
Subject: Re: Banana WARNING

----- Original Message -----
From: ********* <iam@moron.net>
To: <incredibly long list of recipients removed for brevity>
Sent: Friday, March 03, 2000 7:38 PM
Subject: Banana WARNING

> Warning:
>
> Several shipments of bananas from Costa Rica have been infected with
> necrotizing fasciitis, otherwise known as flesh eating bacteria. Recently
> this disease has decimated the monkey population in Costa Rica.

[yawn]
This banana will reformat your genitalia, destroy your bowels, impregnate
your liver, disable the money-saving features of your D&W
Values Card, and compel you to email dire warnings of ludicrous scenarios to
everyone in your address book. If you have a monkey, it will be decimated.

The banana will arrive via b-mail with the words "EAT THIS!!!"
inscribed on the peel. Do NOT eat the banana, do not even peel the banana.
In fact, if you should discover this banana, you should immediately run into
the street and publicly amputate any limbs or other appendages less than 3
feet in length. This information was announced by BananaSoft yesterday
morning.